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Joke of the Day
"How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can't make racist jokes."
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"Did you hear about the new Jewish car? It stops on a dime and then picks it up."
"A man walks into a bar... He says ""Ow"""
"A cruise ship with a Gay Pride party on board... ran into a storm and began to take on water quickly but by some miracle did not sink. What saved the ship? ""flambuoyancy"""
"A small joke Old people at weddings say to me ""your next"" I do the same to them at funerals *-*"
"Yet another day I failed to wake up as a giant cockroach"
"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""
"Darling ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"What is the most common phrase in a gay bar... Can I push your stool in?"
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""