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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is like a fridge... You know there's nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes."

"Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead."

"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"

"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."

"Micky mouse is in court and the judge says to him ""I can't grant you divorce on the fact your wife has bucked teeth"" Micky says ""I didn't say she has bucked teeth, I said she was fucking goofy"""

"What does Ron Howard ask before watersports? You down with Opie pee?"

"I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes. Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl"

"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""

"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""

"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."