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Joke of the Day

"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."

"How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack? He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. ....my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats."

"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."

"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."

"Ikea Meatballs There certainly a sweDISH"

"Do You Like Wendy's? Well you're not gonna like it Wendy's nuts are bouncing off your chin."

"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."

"I would go to alcoholics anonymous But everyone already knows"