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Joke of the Day
"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""
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"Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory."
"My OCD brings all the boys to the yard, where they're sanitized and counted before I wash my hands of them."
"Knock knock Who's there? I smell a map. I smell a map who? Gross."
"Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? A: Decalfinated."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."
"What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? A vegetarian."
"I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to ""it's complicated""."
"Minister: if anyone objects to this unio- Me: *raptor call* Groom: *raptor call* Guests: *chorus of raptor calls* *Bride gets devoured*"
"How do you make an orphans hands bleed? Tell them to clap until daddy gets home"