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Joke of the Day

"I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes. Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl"

"Why did the orange juice fail his math exam? He wasn't concentrated."

"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"

"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"So sex workers ever post anything that's nsfw?"

"Why did the dog bark? because its a dog"

"""This race is over,"" said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president."

"If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black"

"What's the difference Between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job. One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean."

"red (political majority) white (racial majority) and blue (militant majority)"