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Joke of the Day
"What does Ron Howard ask before watersports? You down with Opie pee?"
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"My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!"
"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and told her, ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"Engineer's Joke I have a girlfriend!"
"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""
"I had such a crap day. First my ex got run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Ugh."
"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today."
"Did hipster polar bears like the North Pole... before it was cool?"
"What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin."