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Joke of the Day

"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."

"What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire."

"him: what are u wearing me: I AM WREATHED IN VOID, AN EMPTINESS WHICH ADMITS NO LIGHT OR LIFE & SIGNALS THE END OF ALL THINGS him: thats hot"

"I heard women love a man in uniform. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."

"Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees? Because they love digging up the past."

"What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? They both barely cover an asshole."

"Australian Police are on the look out for a serial Aboriginal basher I called them up about it, apparently it's not a job"

"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."

"The SSD joke ""Don't buy an SSD"" : Said a nerd ""Why?? Asked his friend *""You wont be able to go to toilet during windows load""*"

"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."