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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro Boner."

"Home Alone is so unrealistic, the robbers aren't even black!"

"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"

"SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true."

"What's the difference between a toddler and a handgun? A handgun can't suck a dick."

"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"

"I used to be terrified of my dentist. He wasn't rough with my teeth or anything, he was just a paedophile."

"If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't."

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."

"What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back..."