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Joke of the Day

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."

"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"

"Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? Because he was tired of the sigh-low."

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"

"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"

"Wanna hear a construction joke? Oh wait, I'm working on it"

"Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools."

"Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller."

"What did Cinderalla do when she got to the ball? She gagged."

"""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag drake"""