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Joke of the Day
"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."
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"My uncle Aaron is sort of the black sheep of the family because his skin is black & everybody else's is white."
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" Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD "
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"If a blind girl tells you your penis is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg (great show by Jimmy Carr tonight)"
"According to my laptop, my New Year's resolution is 1680 x 1050."
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"Rick Santorum What's the difference between Santorum and a feline-powered steam train? One's a kitty shunt..."
"A got a beer for my wife... and it was the best trade I've made in a while"