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Joke of the Day
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls? So they don't have hairballs!"
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"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."
"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family."
"I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere."
"What's better than being up to your knees in beer? Being up to your nuts in cider."
"Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you're an adult!"
"Poor Bob Holness Only been at the pearly gates five minutes, when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks 'can I have an E please Bob'."
"Why do SJWs hate dentists? Because they want to make teeth straight and white."
"What makes cheerleaders nervous? Being late"
"ME: My name is Nigel and I'm an alcoholic. AA GROUP: Hi Nigel. *cut to confessional camera* ME: I'm here to WIN, not to make friends."