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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going."
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"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Talked to someone today about remaining human when society crumbles. Was told to ""please pull up to the window."""
"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"
"I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'. I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock."
"Did you guys hear about the midget that admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."
"""Is this a card?"" -the vague street magician"
"What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare."
"What species are the best rappers? Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire."
"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."
"I went for a run.... I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"