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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare."

"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"

"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"

"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."

"Why are dentists usually always male? Because they like to be in other peoples mouths."

"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."

"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."

"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."