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Joke of the Day
"""Is this a card?"" -the vague street magician"
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"What can a Chicken do that you cannot? Eat with his pecker."
"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""
"For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."
"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Go full Balrog on your college midterms! And do not pass."
"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."
"You're so beautiful Sometimes I have to photoshop you to make you look less attractive! - Zach Anner"
"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."
"I once farted in an Apple Store... I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad at me and I said it's your fault, you don't have windows"