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Joke of the Day

"What species are the best rappers? Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire."

"10: Can we go to the adoption store and pick up a new baby? Me: Sweet girl, Mama has 4 kids. If we go right now it's probably to drop off."

"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"

"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"

"I tried to steal a didgeridoo from a museum... I didgeri-shouldn't-have-done-that. 3 years...."

"I was talking to a girl last night ... She was quite fat, but she had huuuuge tits. ""My eyes are up here"", I had to say, because she kept staring at the hamburger in my hand."

"My parents found an S&M magazine under my brother's bed... My dad said, ""Well, spanking him is out of the question."""

"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair."

"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."

"What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?"