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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the midget that admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."
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"Will net neutrality be defeated? Is the Gangnam Style finally over? Is Tupac really alive? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"
"Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled."
"I before E except after C and In old Mcdonnald had a farm."
"Who do you call to clean up foul language? A cuss-todian!"
"""Oh wow, way better!"" -Jedi Knight trying out a gun"
"England was knocked out of the World Cup. It's the most English people wiped out at one time since the last episode of ""Game of Thrones."""
"Having an elliptical in my living room has improved my health. Moving it out of the way when I lay down to watch TV burns like 25 calories"
"I don't care how old I am, I will see Finding Dory."
"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"