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Joke of the Day

"I know this gay person whose boyfriend took too much Viagra once. I hate how he's always butthurt about it."

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly passes gas and the other looks at him, ""Come on man, I'm eating over here!"""

"CARTOON VILLAIN: how did you know it was me who robbed the bank COP: you were literally carrying around giant bags with dollar signs on them"

"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"

"Here's a long joke.. Trumps candidacy"

"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."

"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"

"A guy walks into a bar... It hurt."

"do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to change a light bulb? NO...YOU DON'T KNOW...YOU WEREN'T THERE"

"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."