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Joke of the Day
"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"
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"What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's"
"Free tip for home invaders: literally everybody with an iPhone6 is out at brunch right now"
"hey, i'm joking; my sister was never a cutter... you know how hard it is to be a cutter with your hands full of football team?"
"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."
"Q: What did the one giraffe say to the other giraffe? A: ""Holy shit I can talk."""
"[Dog Restaurant] ""Is the Book Report any good?"" Yes, Sir. ""How's it prepared?"" A 9yo stayed up till 3am to finish it. ""Ooh, I'll have that."""
"What's Donald's true political party? Whig"
"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."
"INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself? ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist"