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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."

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"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."
"So my math teacher asked what I did over Thanksgiving... (-1)/8"
"What are feminists best at in mathematics? TRIGGER-nometry"
"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"
"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"
"How do you confuse a gay person? Raccoon."
"What's green, fuzzy and could kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table"
"This kid was up late doing his work... not on reddit. not posting to /r/jokes Edit: That's a lie."
"Luis Suarez is to appear in the next Star Wars film. He'll play Chewbacca's brother, Chewshoulder."