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"Here's a long joke.. Trumps candidacy"
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"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree? because im a black man you racist"
"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"
"To do list: 1) Change Facebook name to 'No One' 2) 'Like' peoples statuses."
"What's the hardest part about nailing a baby to a tree? My penis."
"A woman gets hit by a truck. Who's fault is it? The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?"
"There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless 1. They use it for drugs and alcohol. 2. I need it for drugs and alcohol."
"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."
"Did you hear? Lorainna Bobbitt dies in a car accident! She was merging into traffic, and some dick cut her off."