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Joke of the Day
"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"
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"[nail salon] Excuse me, do you do filing here? ""Yes of course we do!"" Great! I need a good refund *hands over tax forms*"
"Was going to make a joke about my paycheck... Turns out I have insufficient puns"
"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."
"What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day? He gets thor arms!"
"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"
"Jokes are like women I never get them"
"Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object."
"Atheism... is a non-prophet organization."
"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator."