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Joke of the Day
"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"
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"Drunk Guy Guy: Dude I Wasn't That Drunk, Friend:Dude U Were WAtching TV And Laugh, Guy: Sooo -_-, Friend : The TV Wasn't On"
"How are people from Kentucky like flour? They're inbred."
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"
"I wonder if they'll ever release Call of Duty Go in the UK They've been playing it in America for years"
"What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? ""What the Fuck!"" and ""What a Fuck!"""
"I've never pretended to be something I'm not... Except sober. I've pretended to be sober before."
"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."
"Trying to improve my street cred by lowering our minivan a couple inches."
"*night falls, the full moon rises* ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this HIM: omg what's happening ME: *asleep by 10 pm*"