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Joke of the Day

"My Doctor Told Me I'd Have To Stop Masturbating . . . I'm like, ""What? I thought it was OK!"" He goes, ""Yeah, sure, but I'm trying to examine you!"""

"What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors."

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop says ""can I take your bags?"" ""No,"" she answers, ""I'm traveling light."" *(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*"

"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."

"The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand."

"What is Yoda's last name? Layhehoo"

"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"

"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""

"What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves? The Illuminat-Eh!"

"I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural."