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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner"
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"Apparently Donald Trump's favourite film is E.T... Because it's about an illegal alien that goes home."
"Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow."
"*skips away in terror"
"Judge: ""Reason for divorce?"" Me: ""Reconcilable differences."" Judge: ""Don't you mean irreconcilable?"" Me: ""Ugh. You sound just like her."""
"If you cry every day in your relationship.. sit down, take a deep breath & ask yourself, ""Am I dating a Human or an Onion?"""
"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."
"What do you call a red-headed ninja? A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping."
"There used to be an ad campaign that said ""go to work on an egg""... I tried that, the egg wouldn't move and eventually it cracked, so I went to work on a bicycle as I usually do."
"How does Mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes."