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Joke of the Day

"Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?"

"Q: Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? A: To stomp out forest fires."

"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"

"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."

"How did the captain describe the newborn puppy? son-of-a-b***h..!!!"

"""Your cute"" ""My cute what?"""

"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"

"How is the world like a bag of jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities."