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Joke of the Day

"3 guys go into a bar 3 Guys walking into a bar. A Mexican, a black guy, and and a jew. The bartender looks up and says, ""get the fuck out"""

"NARRATOR: When camping be wary of savage bears trying to take your food *camera pans to a bear holding glass of wine with a wtf expression"

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"How did the badge get away with murder? He pinned it on someone else."

"What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."

"How did Jim Henson die? He Kermitted suicide"

"I use to know someone who was addicted to soap. He's clean now"

"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""

"Hank Hill works at an S&M sex shop And he sells pro-pain accessories."