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Joke of the Day

"In what realm does Thor use his hammer the most? Milfheim"

"What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel."

"Did you hear about the shirt that needed to lose weight? It runs big."

"The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG"

"This is the last pair of shoes I buy from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I just keep tripping."

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek."

"I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage."

"I got a puppy for my girlfriend. It was the best trade ever!"

"After I finish a sentence say, ""I'm a man."" You go to the bar and think to yourself."

"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"