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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"
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"If you ever feel silly for being on Twitter just remember there are people on national television asking ""ghosts"" questions."
"What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza? The extra large pizza can feed a family of four."
"What's the difference between a high and drunk driver? The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green."
"Q: What does it mean if a guy remembers the color of a woman's eyes after a first date? A: She has small tits."
"I was watching the Grammys when something hit me my dad"
"No thanks, ads to buy more followers; I get them the old-fashioned way: by telling them they're gonna die and I can save them."
"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"
"What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying? He/she's not sitting or standing!"
"Sandwich walk into a bar/ The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food."