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Joke of the Day

"What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn? A right a right a right!"

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"I don't know if digital anal sex toys would be legal.... But iAnal"
"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"
"Vader: I AM your father. Luke: Why are you telling me this now? Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney."
"Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible! Yes.. I can see your not all there.."
"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."
"Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid."
"If Watergate happened today it would be called Watergategate."
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