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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."
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"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"
"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""
"Innkeeper: The room is $45 per night. It's $35 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"
"What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens"
"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."
"what do you call somebody who hates shoes from Asia? A lacist."
"My friend is getting on in years but still wants to stay hip with new technology. I call him Instagrampa."
"How to get laid: Step 1: Be an egg Step 2: That's literally it"