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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."
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"What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything? A bunch of offended Tumblrinas"
"My parents asked me if I wanted to watch Dumb and Dumber with them tonight.. When I went downstairs the debate was on."
"*sees commercial* ""Talk to your kids about drugs before its too late"" ""Kiddo. Kitchen. Now"" - Yeah? ""This is oregano. Don't get ripped off"""
"Happy poops are all alike; every unhappy poop is unhappy in its own way."
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"
"Chopping Onions I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad chopping Onions up. As soon as I saw him, I started crying because Onions is my dog."
"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."
"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."
"What do you call a redneck family of bakers? Inbread!"