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Joke of the Day
"What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens"
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"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"
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"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."
"Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 ""hey man, I think we're out of protein powder"" Bodybuilder 2 responds ""No whey!!"""
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"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
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