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Joke of the Day

"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""

"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"

"Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss"

"What is Al Qaeda's Favorite Football Team? The New York Jets."

"Say what you want about pedophiles! At least they slow down in school zones."

"Oh vajazzled is definitely going on my bucket list. I'll pity the fool that has to jazzle my vag."

"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""

"The constipated mathematician What does a mathematician do when she is constipated? Works it out with a pencil."

"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""

"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"