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Joke of the Day

"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? I know I do..."

"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."

"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"

"There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out."

"Look. If we're going with redundancies like ""tunafish"", I'll just have my beefmeat and be done with it."

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"When my mom asked me to sponsor her Run for The Cure, I was surprised. I'd thought The Cure had done quite well for themselves."