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Joke of the Day

"Innkeeper: The room is $45 per night. It's $35 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."

"You're right, homeless man on the subway...it is a ""clip your toenails into your McDonald's cup"" kind of morning."

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"

"What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!"

"What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!"

"What do you call an April Fool's!"

"When a grammar Nazi gets sad give them a hug and say ""There, their, they're."""

"I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks."

"Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married."