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Joke of the Day

"My friend is getting on in years but still wants to stay hip with new technology. I call him Instagrampa."

"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"

"What do you call an alligator that wins a race? A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)"

"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."

"My birth control is my 5yo running around in circles at 5am screaming ""I have so much energy! I have so much energy! I have so much energy!"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."

"Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea. I wouldn't pay $300 to let a lentil on my face."

"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"

"Knock knock. Little boy blue."