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Joke of the Day

"How to get laid: Step 1: Be an egg Step 2: That's literally it"

"Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once ... ... as a JPG."

"Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up."

"There are three types of people in the world I hate. Racists, hypocrites and niggers."

"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."

"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"

"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."

"Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either."

"How to get free skydiving lessons. Step 1: Be gay in a Muslim country."

"Did you know... That 90% of teenagers own a phone... and that 100% of phones own a teenager?"