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Joke of the Day
"what do you call somebody who hates shoes from Asia? A lacist."
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"Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common I can run for less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse"
"The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, Happy gets out."
"What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord"
"This morning they were out of cinnamon buns at the coffee shop so I asked for an antonym bun. I hate when people roll their eyes."
"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."
"what do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales"
"[NSFW] What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts"
"I'm at that age where food makes me fat."
"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."