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Joke of the Day

"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"

"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."

"What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)"

"What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick in your girlfriends ass!"

"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"

"""As a creative person I'm often asked where I get my ideas."" Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don't."

"Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said ""Twist to open."""

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."

"What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo"