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Joke of the Day

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"

"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I don't give a shit about Paul Walker crashing."

"Two people were kissing. After the kiss the guy says "" thanks for the bubblegum"" And the girl says "" oops!!! I have cough"""

"My uncle started shouting at me about my ""misuse"" of emoticons and had a heart attack ;)"

"How does a german get to the airport? He heils a taxi!"

"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."

"I'm not sure why my dog enjoys watching me have sex but I'm sure deep down she's thinking ""B itch stole my move..."""

"Today a man knocked on my door ...and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."