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Joke of the Day

"This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't... Does he just have to let it go?.."

"Friends don't let friends talk about Pi Lest they become irrational."

"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"

"What does a Hot Pepper and a Prostitute have in common? Your dick burns like hell after you stick it in. Side Note: I just realized how much I love prostitute jokes."

"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."

"Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists."

"You know why Russia is more productive? They're rushin'"

"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."

"If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses."

"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."