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Joke of the Day

"Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant"

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."

"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said ""1080p"""

"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."

"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."

"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"

"To satisfy a women: praise her, pamper her, cuddle her, hold her, kiss her, talk to her , listen to her, respect her, LOVE her...to satisfy a man, suck his cock JOB DONE !!"

"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."

"A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing. The steaks were really high."

"What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn't make me fat? Fingernails. XD"