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Joke of the Day
"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."
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"How do you make apple jelly? google maps."
"Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for one meal. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a fire, he stays warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for a lifetime."
"What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable? James Brady."
"Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing? She got hit by an axe. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"I had to pee really bad at the swimming pool yesterday, so I tried to sneak it in at the deep end... But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in."
"horror story in 4 words good morning, president trump."
"A joke for the ages Le COCKoon"
"Did you know if you send a fancy iPhone emoticon to a non-iPhone user, it just shows up as a middle finger?"
"Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear."