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Joke of the Day
"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"
Next Joke
"Good news, you survived the horrific car crash. Sadly we couldn't find the other guy's arms but we managed to reattach all four of yours"
"Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd."
"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"
"This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!"
"If you don't know what an prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."
"Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds?"
"Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children."
"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face."