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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."
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"My penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records... ...I wonder how long I can keep it here until I got kicked out of the library."
"Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*"
"Hey, want to hear a rape joke? No? Too bad."
"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic? Going inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"Whenever I put on my Ocean Pacific (op) pants I feel I must say something meaningful."
"What do Superman and Bloods have in common? They're both getting killed by a Kryptonite."
"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Happy 48th B'day Quentin Tarantino. Stuck for a gift? Start his party with lots of boring conversation and then suddenly kill everyone"