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Joke of the Day
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."
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"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"
"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."
"5 years ago when 'House of Cards' started we said, 'That's so scary.' Now Trump is here and we're like, 'hahaha, House of Cards is adorable'"
"New study reveals that women actually make better archaeologist. They're always digging up old shit."
"Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey"
"PUMP UP THE JAM! PUMP UP THE JAM! --- supervisor at the Smucker's factory."
"How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to steal it first."
"Me: There's a real fat one on the other team! Her: ""My son's not fat!"" How you know I was talking about him? ""Cuz he's the.."" Fat one? ""Ya."""
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"