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Joke of the Day
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."
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"if pointing out racism makes me a racist, then i'm going to start pointing out millionaires."
"Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen."
"What a bad year... Still can't believe they changed the Instagram logo"
"[hardware store] Me: Let me do the talking. This is man stuff Wife: Fine Clerk: Can I help you? Me: I need a whacker thingy to hit nails"
"a gun is like a blow up doll You get off when you use it .... except it can kill someone."
"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"
"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"
"If smoking is so bad for you How come it cures salmon?"
"My daydream solution to organizing my house is always arson."