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Joke of the Day
"What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn't make me fat? Fingernails. XD"
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"I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen."
"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"
"What did the other vegetables in the garden say when a rumor was going around that two vegetables might start dating? ""I heard it through the grapevine."""
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"Confucius say man who run behind car... ...get exhausted."
"Hillary Clinton"
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