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Joke of the Day

"A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing. The steaks were really high."

"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"

"A guy walks up to a girl in Starbucks Hey girl, how would you like to be my skinny vanilla latte? go light on the cream though, that's for later."

"What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick? ""Just put it on my bill"""

"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."

"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"

"Wanna hear a joke? Never mind. I was going to make a black joke but I'll slave it for later? Wanna hear a virginity joke? Never mind, I lost it."

"So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup... He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, ""Big breaths."" And she says, ""Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"""

"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!"

"I hit the gym today... Now the gym's filing for divorce and I'm loosing custody of my children"