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Joke of the Day
"A trans guy walks into the bar He passed."
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"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"
"I love eating Swiss pancakes. They're like regular pancakes but neutral, so I can eat as many as I want."
"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."
"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."
"Rap is 75% crap"
"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"
"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."
"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"