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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"

"TIL that there is enough oxygen on earth to cover the entire planet!! How crazy is that!"

"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"""My name is Robert and I support apples."" -- Bob for apples"

"If I had a dollar... If i had a dollar for every racist comment i've ever made, a black guy would probably mug me."

"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"

"Honey, we should really think about becoming parents. I mean, we've already had the kids."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off."

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"