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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"

"How do you know a North Korean robbed your house? All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un."

"Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"I used to collect old broken pocket watches.. But now I barely have the time."

"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."

"Why do ghosts say booOoOoo? Because they are disappointed in you..."

"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."

"I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it."

"TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iran? Because there's a JC Penny at every corner."