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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."

"Part of the Reddit fence got ripped out of the ground by a tornado. We've been having to do a lot of re-posting."

"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog because he shuts up after you let him in."

"Scientists say North America is going to sink into the ocean but we can change that. With a healthy diet and a little bit of exercise."

"How do you protect yourself from ghosts? Hide in the living room."

"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."

"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"

"I joined the DNA this week . . . The National Dyslexic Authority"

"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"