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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"

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"I just ended a five year relationship. I feel like maybe that arguing couple at the store was none of my business."
"Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*"
"When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."
"Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite ...because all the others could not be positively identified."
"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"
"Ive been eating eggs thinking they came from a egg plant. Im going to be sick, now that I know where they really come from."
"Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements."
"Third time's a charm... Is a much darker phrase in Germany"
"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."