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Joke of the Day

"IRONMAN 3 SPOILER ALERT: Tony's all ""pffsh whatever I'm Ironman"" then he's all ""JARVIS HELP"" then he's sad but then it's like whaaaaat."

"This joke was going to be about cheese... But it's not Gouda 'nuff."

"Poe, is your baby hungry? Poe: Nah, BB-8."

"My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help. Today I stand corrected."

"... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."

"Everyone prepare yourself for National ""How is it May already?"" Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet."

"BB8, are you hungry? No, BB8."

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."