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Joke of the Day
"BB8, are you hungry? No, BB8."
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"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"
"Just think about this: Jeff Goldblum is someone's uncle. Jeff Goldblum goes to someone's house for holidays and is Jeff Goldblum."
"what do you get when you mix a penis with a bug A cockroach"
"Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling and outfits! Beer! You guys are bad! We are good! Sports yelling! Bright colors! #sports"
"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"
"""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""
"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."